Character
While I don’t vote based on a candidate’s personal character, I know alot of you out there do. So let’s take a moment and examine the “character” of our 3 presidential hopefuls.
1. John Mccain called his wife a cunt in public. While I’m the last person who can call someone out for having a dirty mouth, I think that’s a bit extreme. He was a sailor, so you have to expect that, but still.
2. Hillary Clinton lies about anything she can.
3. Barack Obama is the most popular because you don’t know him. He’s a new face and we have yet to see his personal flaws, beyond the obligatory arrogance. If knowing that he’s Dick Cheney’s cousin doesn’t bother you, perhaps this will: it turns out that Obama has roots to the British Royal family. If you really want to get creeped out, look up the heraldic symbolism of the British coat of arms.
So there you have it. The establishment presents us with 3 options for the President:
1. The sexist sailor with a temper worse than Albert Belle’s.
2. The woman who is incapable of telling the truth.
3. The guy who has ties to the monarchy.
Awesome.
